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Shen en Becky

Starring:
Sally as Becky from Sampaloc, City of Manila!
Mabuhay! Choz!

Honey as Shen from Sampaloc, City of Manila!
I thank you! Bow!

Ang inyong matutunghayan ay di angkop sa mga taong nasa katinuan ang pag-iisip, patnubay ng magulang ay kailangan. Ito ay isang tagpo sa buhay nila Sally at Honey, na itatago na lang natin sa ngalan na Becky at Shen respectively mula Sampaloc. Hindi yan tunay na name I swear! Isang kwento ng magkaibigang malayo ang kamalayan sa ating mga normal na nilalang dahil sa kanilang wikang sila lang ang nakakaunawa, ngunit pinagbuklod ng isang grading period, magkaklase sila sa third year highschool.

Yes 22 at 21 na sila pero third year parin. Aba malay ko anong pinaggagawa nila nung grade 1 sila. Nagkekwento lang ako. At dahil dito tatawagin natin silang mga "alien" dahil sa banyagang wikang kanilang nakasadlakan.

Akswali, mga normal na tao rin sila, minsan, hindi ko alam kung kelan. May paa, kamay, puso, bituka, utak (im not sure dito), hotdog (sure ako jan), at boobs (ewan ko lang, bka monay lng yun). Nasasaktan din sila, umiiyak, tumatawa (im not sure kung kaya nila ng sabay), natatalo (sa quiz bee) at nagwawagi (sa beauty contest? bulag siguro judges). Ating masdan ang isang tipikal na araw sa buhay nila.

~o~

Nakaupo si Becky sa may canteen, gumagawa ng assignment sa geometry. Inaantay ang kanyang bestfriend na si Shen. Nag-FLAMES muna. 48 years na, saka pa lang dumating si Shen, may nakasuot na headset at nagwi-whistle voice talaga. Hindi ipod yan, hindi rin mp4 o kung anu man, walkman... yung singlaki ng spring notebook na may picture pa ni Sheryl Cruz. Saka pa lang nya nakita si Becky. Inoff na nya ang cassette tape ni Mariah Carey na paulit ulit kinakanta.


Becky: Your a late. Hello shen and hello world!

Shen: Oh hi in the their beckyfren!

Becky: Did you done making the asignmen?

Shen: Im a busy in Araling Panlipunan pa ok!

Becky: Ah yes. Are you want to go to cofee to finish in make asignmen?

Shen: Ok freind, lets ride in ur boyfriend Gilbert trike ok?

Becky: Yes, im beleive his with his toda freinds. Lets us go!

~o~

At iyon na nga nagtungo ang dalawang alien sa kanilang fevorit na coffeeshop. Starbucks ka jan, shala? Nah ah, not Seattles din. Lalong hindi Coffee Bean. Ano pa ba? Hmm... esep esep. Dunkin Donuts. Oo, dunkin nga. Yung tigbebente singko or whatever price na kape. Umorder si Becky ng apat na donuts, si Shen naman limang munchkin lang.

Becky: You know freind, im a think what were like when older.

Shen: Syungaerz, ka ba eh di lola. Pero bet ni atashi maging ricah na lola noh. Getchingin ko yang duwaching donut mo, wichelles pa mez naglafangs.

Becky: What the pack?! Im not understand. Pleas speach propperly in inglesh.

Shen: Im a sory. Minsan lang magispluk ng ganitei. Im a not always everready to inglesh.

Becky: Were practice i say. How we gonna be call center like that?

Shen: Soralei na nga prenshif. Owps! Im a practice more.

Becky: None to wory! Were gonna take out mascoms in collage.

Shen: That are problem. My dadee is not go to work like a doctor.

Becky: Really? Im thought ur dadee is work in Victory?

Shen: Yes victory liner. But his at home couse his like make cheap a customer.

Becky: Cheap?

Shen: Im not know it in inglesh ok. Kinda like pakyu whatever.

Becky: Im know now. Is he sorried to customer?

Shen: Yes but his suspend two months.

Becky: Why ur not like coppy my dadee. His shop is sucess now. We go add branyu sellables like tawas, candols and cucumban.

Shen: Wow shala ha! Are you have extra joss?

Becky: Owp course!

Shen: Im hope im have busineses like yours trully.

Becky: Don worry. Im caretaker your for tuition to collage. I'm make you credit couse were freinds.

Shen: Oh im a happy now. You know Im want to became sucessful singer like my idol Regine Velasquez and Maraya Ke... ke... ke...

Becky: Keyri!

Shen: Yeiz! Keri lang! Im start newscaster like Korina then im use it as step and stone to became concert queen.

Becky: What is about guy who go neared you in fiesta contes?

Shen: Im not liking him, his not hamsam like your Gilbert.

Becky: Yes, Gilbert verry hamsam arent they? But your refuse the guy whose look manager to me? Maybe his your ticket to ride to fame.

Shen: Im joyned meyni conteses and all ways seeing him. His like other guys whos want is only my body. Puuuhllleeeaze!!!

Becky: Thats a scary!

Shen: Dont tell me. Tell it to the dads!

~o~

Nagsulat sulat si Becky sa notebook nya. Hindi nya alam ang sagot. Ubos na ang coffe nya. Binabagot na sya. Nag-FLAMES na sya kanina, CAMELS at HOPES naman. Naalala nya ung PC nya sa bahay na ginagamit nya pang internet. Special sa kanya yun. Napanalunan nya pa yun na showcase nung sumali sya sa noontime show sa TV dati. Akalain mo nakaabot sya sa jackpot round? Siguro second year lang tinapos ng mga kalaban nya.

Becky: Im miss internetting. Im practice in inglesh every day and nigth in the forums but they not like me their.

Shen: They just slow they not understand. They inggiterz to our knowings galore!

Becky: Yeis. But Im miss some of them. Are you remember tekken?

Shen: Owp course. Tekkenfren is funny. Shes only one who understand.

Becky: Im sad she not make it Ms Gay beaty contes.

Shen: Yes. We make her beautty like us. Also that oslam, she must be beautty becouse she not show her face.

Becky: Maybe. Hey you wanna go riding with us Gilbert?

Shen: Are you go dating?

Becky: Yes, its so long ago that we go dating becouse of periodical exam.

Shen: Ah owkey. Are you sureness you want me shaperown?

Becky: Thats why freinds are four.

Shen: Oh becky, your wrong in the tono... its like this. Thats why friends aaaaarrree.... fooooorrrrr!!!!

Becky: Clap clap for you next Maraya Keyri!

Shen: Teynks.

Becky: Let us?

Shen: Taralets.

~o~

At nagdate nga si Becky at Gilbert kaangkas si Shen. Paikot ikot sila sa Espana! Feeling European lang. Minsan dumadaan din sila ng Morayta at Lepanto.

Sa kanilang munting isipan (munti talaga?) simple lang ang buhay. There is no need to complicate things. The best things in life are free. Eh sa hirap ng buhay ngayon wala nang free kundi sugar na lang. Ok rephrase, the best things in life are cheap. Panget naman, priceless. Ayan. Heniweys, di mo kelangan gumastos ng malaki para sumaya. Money can't buy happiness. Minsan enjoy pa ang nakatambay lang kayo with friends doing nothing, chikkahan lang. What matters is companionship.

Mabuhay kayo Becky at Shen!!!