April, 2008
Sa shala-shalahang bookstore na itatago na lang natin sa pangalang Aklat ng Kapangyarihan, namimili ang isang maganjang dilag na si Annie. Namimili as in picking, hindi buying. Hindi naman kuripot tong si ateng Annie, pero meron syang ibang produktong gustong sampolan.
Enter hunk in blue jacket. Sya si Alex, pero for dramatic purposes, tatawagin natin syang Alexis! Nagkatitigan kagad ang dalawa at may sparks na tumalsik, dahil may naghihinang ng nasirang pintuan nung magshoplifting dito si Aling Janna nung makalawa. Heniweys, ayun na nga at lumapit na si Annie kay Alex.
Annie: Alexis, ikaw ba yan?
Alexis: No, I'm Alex.
Annie: Alexis, ikaw nga, si Annie to!
Alexis: I don't know you!
Annie: Callboy ka ba?
Alexis: No, I'm not!
Annie: Callboy ka eh, nasa accent mo.
Alexis: You mean call center agent!
Annie: Whatever, same lang yun.
Alexis: Whatever!
Annie: Call me Annie.
Alexis: Hello, Annie!
Annie: Alexis!
Alexis: What?
Annie: Alexis!!
Alexis: Ano nga?
Annie: Wala lang. Alexis!
Alexis: Annie?
Annie: You're weird, kakatuwa ka lang ha!
Alexis: Whatever!
Annie: What's this? (biglang hablot)
Alexis: I'm buying that!
Annie: Alexis!
Alexis: Annie?!
Annie: Alexis!
Jeremy: Crispin!
Annie: Alexis!!
Jeremy: Basilio!
Annie: Alexis!!!
Jeremy: Mga anak ko, nasan na kayo?
Annie: Alexis!!!
Jeremy: Shhh, keep it down please!
Annie: Panggulo kayo ha!
Jeremy: Nagbabasa ako dito!
Annie: Hindi ito library!
Jeremy: Shut up!
Annie: Nasan na ba si Alexis?
Jeremy: Malay ko, alis nga jan.
Annie: Sorry ha!
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Lumingon si Annie sa kanan, wala? At pumanig sa kaliwa, wala rin. Nasan na si Alexis. Kids, help Annie look for Alexis! Nagtatakbo si Annie palabas ng pinto ng biglang...
BUZZ!!!
Guard: Ma'amsir, pwede po ba mainspect ang gamit nyo?
Annie: Wala akong ginagawang masama?
Guard: Itsetsek lang po namin ma'amsir.
Annie: Ako'y tao lang na natutukso rin.
Jeremy: Ayyy, dramatic ang araw kong ito ha!
Guard: Ma'amsir, kasama nyo po ba sya?
Jeremy: You talking to me?
Guard: Yes, ma'amsir.
Jeremy: Ang gulo mo kasi eh, hindi ko kilala yan.
Guard: Ah sorry po ma'amsir.
Annie: Help me naman!
Jeremy: Winona Ryder ka ateh! Sa isip, sa salita, at sa gawa. Guard, dakpin na yan.
Guard: Yes, ma'amsir!
Annie: Feeling kontrabida ka naman, extra ka lang dito, series ko to noh.
Jeremy: Ayyy, syempre pa, once in a lifetime to!
Annie: Babangon ako at dudurugin kita!
Jeremy: Picturan nyo na yan, at lagyan ng "WAG TULARAN" sign.
Annie: Kids don't try this at home!
Guard: Ma'amsir, shut up! Any you say is use against to you!
Jeremy: Ano daw?!
Annie: Ewan ko rin!
Alexis: Annie?!
Annie: Che! Oh sorry, kaw pala yan, Alexis my love!
Alexis: Sorry, you got the book that I was planning on buying. Sir, this is all a big mistake.
Guard: Ah ok. Please pay to the counter, cash or credit card?
Alexis: I'll take it from here.
Annie: Please take me with you!
Jeremy: Feeling habah hair ka ateh ha!
Annie: Ashushuh!
Alexis: Sorry if I left you without a word.
Annie: Ok lang, you came back naman. And that's all that matters now.
Alexis: Shhh... Annie?
Annie: Alexis?
Alexis: Annie!!
Annie: Alexis!!
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Some books are to be tasted, others swallowed, and some few chewed and digested ayon kay kuya Francis. Everyone needs at least to read something once in while para naman maexcercise ang brain tissues, for memory enhancement ito. Reading helps you to be creative. Who knows, the fairy tales you were reading might come true. Wag ka lang umasa na may poisoned apple at fairy godmothers pa.
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