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Papi Chulo 10: Star Demonology 101
10.13.2010


Nauso na naman ang numbers dahil sa 10.10.10. Did yah know na merong 5 Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays this month? And it only happens every 823 years?! Kalurks. Eh ichunky check mo nga every 28 years narereset sa same setup ang kalendaryo. At yang 5 Fri, Sat and Sun eh nangyayari yan every year basta ba magcheck ka lang lagi. Apparently yang 'every 823 years' na yan eh mauulit sa 2021, provided yah know may 2021.


Pierre: So after 100110 and 101010, there will be 111111, then 121212, and then 122112. Ready ka na ba?

Chester: Feeling ko lang talaga si John Cusack ang sumira ng credibility of 12.21.12. hahah

Pierre: Is 12.21.12 even credible? :p

Chester: I mean, kung meron pang natitirang deboto ng 2012 dabah?

Pierre: Yeah, I think meron pa... Koran burners?

Chester: Eh di ba yon yung crazy pastor versus building ng mosque sa Ground Zero??! Kalurks.

Pierre: Korek! Extremists such as they are believe that the Koran, 122112 and Lady GaGa signify the end of the world.

Chester: Naloka naman ako kay Lady GaGa, sya na ba ang Anti-Christ?! Ayaw ni Oprah may umeeksena sa trono nya. hahah

Pierre: Lady GaGa and Oprah are only two of the many vassals of the Anti-Christ.

Ellaine: Gaga, ooohhh lala. Roma romama...

<dedma>
Chester: Kasama ba si Kris Aquino sa mga kampon ng Anti-Christ? heheh

Pierre: As long as she keeps her quota of 30 legions, yes.

Chester: At ang twenty six sa legions nya ay pamumunuan ng 26K. The other four by Ballsy, Viel, Pinky and Baby James (since PNoy is *ehem* busy)

Pierre: Bimby FTW!

Chester: Oh yeah. Ayaw na pala maalala ni Kris ang name na James.

Ellaine: Tamaaaaaaaaaah!

<dedma>
Pierre: Gosh I didn't know demonology can be this fun! And jologs, too!

Chester: Di mo ba alam Jologs is the language of evil? hahah

Pierre: Does that mean Jolina Magdangal is the root of all evil?!

Chester: Ayy no! Love of Jolina is the root of all evil. hahahah

Ellaine: Chuva choo, chuva choo choo...

<dedma>
Pierre: Love of Jolina is idolatry! So is love of Sarah Geronimo. Oh, wait, that's 1DOLatry!

Chester: Magkaibang level sila, in terms of talent, style, star factor and evilness. hahah

Pierre: Naalala ko tuloy si Charice, dating follower ni Sarah. Ngayon may sarili na siyang church.

Ellaine: Ikaw, ikaw, ikaw. Ikaw, ikaw, ikahahaw...

<dedma>
Chester: Don't tell me ang church ni Charice eh hugis pyramid. hahah

Pierre: Exactly. Charice is one of the Illuminati.

Ellaine: Oh yah? what made you say that? Do you know Charice personally? haha!

<dedma>
Chester: Si Charice ang sasakop sa buong mundo gamit ang antimatter at botox. Be afraid. Be very, very afraid!

Pierre: Sa umpisa, Sunshine at Hello Kitty bag muna ang gagamitin niya.

Chester: Yes, magpacute muna sa umpisa.

Pierre: Will Charice ever get to reign side-by-side with the Mother Harlot that goes by the name of GaGa?

Ellaine: Charice is not in the business not to be on top or to be side by side with anybody. She's just working to feed and help her family!

<dedma>
Chester: Marami pa syang kakaining bigas, well yah know. Baka maadik sya kaka-Belo kung kakain talaga sya literally. hahah

Ellaine: Whatever ! She's now enjoying where she is right now and you are whining cause you're a NOBODY!

<dedma>
Pierre: Kilala mo yun?

Chester: Hindi ko sya knows. Naturuan kasi ako nung bata ako na wag sasagot sa matatanda, and don't talk to strangers. Nobody lang papatol sa nobody. Eksendorang palaka. Next time wag masyado umeepal.

Pierre: Sarcasm cannot be taught by one person to another person. If you don't get it, then probably you won't anytime soon. Showbiz-hungry people would kill for Kimerald or Charice as The Crusaders would kill for God. Zeal and Fanaticism at their best and worst.

Chester: Ikaw na teh! Inenglish mo talaga si lola. Niregla tuloy. At yang si Ellaine na talaga ang perfect example ng extremist mo. Kalurks.


Implikasyon: Ang mga bituin ay mga gabay lamang. Wag tularan ang mga umaadik (tulad nyang mean gurl in real life na si ateng Lindsay). Wag masyado magpa-apek noh. At tandaan meron tayong free will, gamitin natin ito. Choz!


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