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Papi Chulo 7: Harder!
December 7, 2009


Ang seventh installment ng chikkahan ng magbezz na si Pierre at Chester. Last time may mga phone in questions galing sa mga shupetbahay. Ngayon bumalik ang sumpong ni Chester at drama-rama mode na naman sya.

Pierre: Teh kilala ko na.

Chester: Sino?

Pierre: Ang iniibig ng Rex mo. Alam ko kilala mo din sya.

Chester: How did yah know?

Pierre: Question is why. Para akong naiipit sa dalawang naguumpugang beki.

Chester: Si Geoff ba ito?

Pierre: Ano sa palagay moz?

Chester: Sinabi sakin ni Geoff na gusto nya si Rex. Pano mo nalaman about this?

Pierre: It's like obvious last Saturday. And then Geoff told me about it. Siguro he feels I can keep it kasi kaibigan din kita. Pero sinabi naman ni Geoff na alam mo na din yun eh. So alam kong alam mo na. Ayun. Si Rex na lang ang di ko alam ang stand.

Chester: Tinanong ko si Rex about it. Hay nako ang gulo ng sagot. Ang sabi nya sakin "everyone has a fair chance." WTF is that

Pierre: Nagmessage si Rex sa akin sa FB, nangungumusta. I want to ask him kaso lang I don't feel like doing it. Di naman kami super close eh. Si Geoff nakausap ko in person. Nahihirapan na din kasi siya. Ayaw nya kasi isacrifice yung friendship nyo. Gets mo?

Chester: Yah I know. Ok lang, go lang sya. Nagkausap na kami ni Rex at parang friendship lang kami eh.

Pierre: Dama ko yun promise. Yung pagkakadeliver nya may halong pain and heaviness.

Chester: Ang kinainiinsan ko lang ayaw pa nya iconfirm sakin.

Pierre: Sino ba ang kinaiinisan mo: Geoff or Rex?

Chester: Well go lang. Give way. Give love on Xmas day. hahah. Si Rex kinaiinisan ko. Kami na lang uli ni Derek. choz

Pierre: Whatever. No comment.

Chester: Tanong ko lang, naglalandian ba sila nung Sabado pagkaalis ko?

Pierre: Uhm yeah....

Chester: Anong level?

Pierre: M.U. level. Yakapan, holding hands na may malisya, pero walang kiss.

Chester: Ayyy sige na....

Pierre: Love is blind sabi nila. Pero sa part mo, love is not blind. You see, but you don't mind.

Chester: I do mind, and it's freaking me out. Di ko na alam gagawin ko shettt. This is so 2008. Walang nagbago sakin.

Pierre: Gusto mo payuan kita? Yung totoo?

Chester: Oo, go!

Pierre: I'll give you two words: MOVE ON.

Chester: How can I move on when I built my world around you.

Pierre: I know you're a hopeless romantic. But gawd your 28 na.

Chester: 27 shett ka!

Pierre: Paker ka, 2010 na no ilang araw na lang.

Chester: Malayo pa bday ko. And what's wrong with being a hopeless romantic? Kasalanan ko ba to?

Pierre: Oo, masyado kang idealistic. You should be realistic!

Chester: hayz

Pierre: Ano na? Esep esep.

Chester: Ewan. I don't know what to do. You can't expect me to stop this right away. It takes time.

Pierre: It's a long process but you have to act immediately. A journey always start with one step and you have to do it. Otherwise you'll be left behind. Well, you have the looks, but you need refinement. You have to harden up a bit.

Chester: Harden up?

Pierre: Hindi shelagan ng nota ok? I mean you need to have a harder attitude. You know it inside ayaw mo lang patulan. Hindi siga, not negative attitude. Iba yung pasaway sa aggresive. Iba yung siga sa careless. Iba yung masungit sa mataray. Gets?

Chester: Yah that's one thing, I don't know how to be aggressive. Natatakot akong marefuse.

Pierre: I don't ask you to be aggresive to the max. The point na sinabi mo na kay Rex how you feel, that's courageous. Pero know how to say indirectly na even if he doesn't like you, its the end of your world.

Chester: Maybe I just need to know now where I stand para makamove on ako ng matiwasay. Do I need to tell him that?

Pierre: Di ba sinabi mo na kay Rex how you feel? See! You are brave. You just need to adjust some more.

Chester: Natatakot pa rin ako

Pierre: Saan ka natatakot?

Chester: Sa answer nya. Yung period na di pa nya sinasagot ung tanong. Kasi pag alam ko na at least mapapanatag na ako. Kahit negative sya ok lang. Pero yung ganito, ang hirap.

Pierre: You don't deserve him. Naging ugali ko na yan. May tatlo akong manliligaw. And I don't want to lose any of them before. So I left all of them hanging all because I think I can get around and have them all. I don't want to accuse him. Hindi ko sya gaano kilala. Besides it's just my thought. Nakakarelate ba sinasabi ko sayo? I told you before na you don't deserve him.

Chester: Ganun ganun na lang? Dahil sa flirt sya?

Pierre: Because that's what I think. Sabi ko di ba I told you! But I'm not telling you that you don't deserve him, what I'm advising you is for you to harden up. Yun lang. But another thing, it's your decision. I don't care if you listen or not. Don't come to me na umiiyak or being regretful kasi sinabihan kita. Kilala mo naman ang ugali ko.

Chester: Oo bitch ka! I mean prangka.

Pierre: I know right!

Chester: Inamin nga.

Pierre: Totoo naman. Nagiging tactless pa nga eh. But I know when to apologize. I do say my opinion.

Chester: Yah know nagpaparamdam si Derek sakin. Pero I don't know dahil kay Rex. Everything's fucked up. hayy

Pierre: I like Derek kasi he's spontaneous. I like Rex coz he's fun to be with. But I don't make the decision here. You do.

Chester: Derek is kinda problematic yah know. Matagal nyang pinasakit ang dibdib ko. Kaya nga eto na naman umuulit na naman ako. Dati di ko kilala yung competition ko. I mean di ko sya knows personally. But when I stalk him and see their pics, and it hurts.

Pierre: Dami mo hang ups girl.

Chester: Ok na ako kay Derek. Pero eto na naman ako sa isang drama. I don't get to fall too often. But when I do, I know seryoso ako. Kaso di ako sineseryoso.

Pierre: Alam ko nga yon na madalang ka lang mainlove. And it's so hard to take that we can't choose who to fall in love with.

Chester: Di ko kasi kaya ipagpilitan na lang basta yung sarili ko sa taong may gusto sakin pero di ko sya gusto. At di ko rin naman napagpipilitan ang sarili ko sa taong gusto ko. Shett

Pierre: That's my point. Kaya ang hirap.


So ang moral of the story: kelangan daw maging harder. Ang loob palakasin. Ang dibdib tibayan. Pero ang mukha eh wag masyadong kapalan. Slight lang talaga. Subukan mo lang sobrahan teh at ang sampal ko ang gigising sa fez mo.