Malate Reload

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It's been like 17 months since nung una akong mapatapak sa Malate. The very first time eh napadaan lang naman talaga kami don kasi kakain kami sa may Wok Inn which was in Remedios Street yata. I remember that was the first time ko nameet si Jay na akala ko dati rakista dahil sa pic nya. I was so wrong, azz in so, so wrong. hahah. Infernezz to Jay naman eh pacute at pasweet pa sya that time. Yung talagang night out ko was watching a gig way, way back March 08 yata. Nasundan ng ilang casual inuman along Orosa-Nakpil lalo na jan sa may bandang Silya at Obar. And so time flew.


Padi's Point
March 14, 2009

Kasama ko ang mga friends sa YG ng CPAR at nagkayayaan pumuntang Tia Maria's. Since naligaw na ako sa bandang yon dati eh sabi ko mejo alam ko yung lugar. Galing Rob Ermita eh gora kami along Orosa. Pagtapat ng Nakpil napatingin sila sa malaking sign sa ibabaw ng Obar---Top & Bottom ata yun. Eh puro good boyz en gelz ang kasama ko kaya wala silang idea kung anu man yan sa salitang beki, at wala naman akong balak maglecture sa kanila, baka masabihan pa akong nagmamarunong. Pagdating sa Remedios Circle nalito na naman ako, marami palang pasikot sikot dun. Basta ang natandaan ko lang eh dapat yung way papuntang Roxas ang lakaran namin. Buti na lang nakamove on kagad ako sa lituhan portion at natunton kagad yung place pero closed pala sa kadahilanang meh private party daw ng mga Bedans yata. Kaya go na kami sa Padi's. Uminom, pumapak, nagsayaw, nagkodakan, nakising-along, solb na sana kaso walang booking dito. hahah


Obar
June 13, 2009

Galing Top Grill sa Jupiter eh tumambling kami papuntang Malate nila Warren at Wilson. Una eh uminom muna kami ng Wengweng sa labas ng Obar. Pero nung feeling ko sasabog na ang pantog ko eh nayaya na akong pumasok sa Obar ni Warren. Ok fine! Mejo masikip sa loob. Di nga ako masyado makagalaw eh. Imagine, maglalakad lang ako papuntang CR ha. Mejo mahaba din yung pila. Nakaisang beer stub lang ako actually, at ilang half steps kasi talagang masikip. Yung dramang di mahulugan karayom ba. Pero bakit ba ako maghuhulog ng karayom don, anong mapu-prove non. Anong social relevance ng mga ganyang sawikain ha?! Anong kashungahan? Anong gagawin ko sa karayom sa isang bar? Alangan namang magganchilyo ako don dabah?! At saka masama daw yun di ba, kasi madaling mangalawang daw ang karayom sa gabi. Ano daw?!

Maya maya may nahook na si Wilson. Isang slightly chubby chubbyhang guy dun. May sayawan, yakapan, at lipchukang walang puknat. Biglang exit stage left si guy, ambilis daw masyado ni Wilson azz in parang nakalaklak ng SIMECO. Ambilis lang dabah. Pero sa tingin ko eh nasobrahan lang sa Sanmig Lite ang Wilson kaya ayun hyper karir mode na parang walang bukas makakuha lang ng booking. hahah. Akswali nalasing na sya ng sobra, hinatid pa namin sa may Starbucks para sunduin ng jowa.

After noon, tumambling pa kami ni Warren bandang Cubao para pumunta naman sa Palawan 2. Since anong petsa na yon eh wala na kaming naabutan na show. Sayawan at kariran na lang ng mga tao ang nandoon. Di pa namin naabutan si Mau na imimeet sana namin sa P2, pero lumipat pala sa P1. Nakailang tambling back and forth kami sa P1 at P2, yun palang akala namin P1 eh Starlight daw. Kaya pala di kami magpang-abot eh. Nagkabukingan lang nung magkatanungan kami ng Now Playing na kanta sa videoke. Asus, sa My Way lang pala magkakatalo.


White Party
June 27, 2009

Nainvite ako rumampage sa White Party by none other than Mitch yah know. Ininvite ko naman ang Warren kaso di pwede kasi may pasok daw sya, ganun daw talaga pag pangkatulong ang day off ni Inday. Tapos naaalala ko si Jay kaso naman nasa Olongapo ang drama. Sabi pa na pag pumupunta sya don di daw sya nagwawhite, so ako naman gusto ko lang maexperience ang pumunta kya go pa rin ako in white striped polo. Mejo masikip ang kalsada that time, maraming tao, maraming nakawhite buti na lang, maraming nagbebenta... ng alak, ng food, ng sampaguita, ng aliw, at ng yosi.

Nakita ko sa may bandang Silya sila Mitch, wearing this, wearing ONLY this... bra, pekpek shorts, at kurtina (na actually eh silk-like dream kaya mejo kita na ang kaluluwa. Nakaupo na rin ang Yanyan at Daniel sa sulok. Inom-inuman ng Infinit at kwentuhan ng biglang may-I-question-and-answer-portion-you si Daniel:


Daniel: Bakit di ka nagwhite?

Jeremy: White na kaya yan?!

Daniel: Hindi eh, parang blue yan.

Jeremy: Blue yung stripes pero white yung base color oh, see!!!

Daniel: Hrrmmmkay... parang hindi talaga.

Jeremy: Ano pa gusto mo yung laba sa Tide?


White naman talaga ang suot ko weh. Pramiss! Pinasurvey ko pa, tumabi ako sa mga tao tao dun at chineck talaga kung same ang consistency ng whiteness, and survey says... 68.48% ang nagsabing OO daw. Heniweys, habang nag-iikot ang aking mata eh nakita kong maraming kumo-costume talaga. Dress for the occasion kung dress talaga sila. Kakatawa lalo na yung nakadrag talaga.

Sayang nga kasi 50 PHP lang daw ang entrance sa BED eh ang kaso lang lahat gusto makapasok dun so sa sobrang haba ng pila eh tinalbugan nila ang pila sa lottohan, NFA rice, at fans club ni Marian Rivera azz in. Eh ayaw naman nung mga kasama ko magtry sa ibang bars dun so up to 3 am yata nakatengga kami sa ilalim ng punong mangga sa tapat ng Silya. Akswali umambon pa nga eh, wishing lang ako na blessing-blessingan ito in disguise.

Dati daw may stage sa Malate para i-accommodate tong partyness na to. Dati daw may mga bubbles pa. Ngayon eh walang wala talaga. Nagkanya kanya ang mga bars ng sari-sariling drama. At mga katatauhan eh naipit sa gitna, sa gilid gilid, sa ilalim ng puno, at sa kung saan saang sulok. Kung nagkaisa ba naman sila eh di may bubbles sana at lahat happy.


Chelu
July 18, 2009


May I come back with a vengeance sa Malate na naman ako. Ngayon kasama naman si Nic na nakilala ko lang through Mitch nung White Party. Ang plano nya sana eh sa BED eh ang kaso nga it's like soooohhh majahhhhl, and I'm sooooohhh majiraffe lang yah know. So we settled for Chelu. Tinext ko ang Jay kung makakapunta sya. Tumambling naman kagad ang Jay, from Heritage bandang Roxas yata galing sa kanyang clan, para lang kami'y makadaupang palad.

Sa loob ng Chelu eh ashushwal na masikip. Beer stub one ko eh para sa San Mig Light, ayoko na ng Red Horse after nung Suka Factory event kasama sila Eric, Jade at Arvy dati. Heniweys, sa may sulok uli kami katabi ng table lang. Di naman ako makasayaw dahil una wala akong moves, dapat daw nagpaturo ako ng choreo kay Jay. Pangalawa, sobrang sikip nga. Di ko lang talaga sure pero amoy na amoy sa loob ang parang chocolatey goodness kinda smell. Ewan ko kung karamihan dun naka-Dark Temptation na Axe deo, or may natapon na Sustagen sa dance floor. Mas bet ko kung Sustagen sana para yun na lang ipapalit ko sa beer stub.

Wala pang 30 minutes may nahook na kagad ang Jay. Mukhang ok naman yung guy, kaso daw eh sobrang wet daw nun, at ang layo talaga ng place... sa may Parañaque pa!
"PA-RA-ÑA-QUE!" echo nung isang majubis na beki sa gilid namin na nakiki-audience pala sa amin. Ang sama daw ng tingin sa grupo namin, eh kasi naman insekyora ang hitad. Tatawagin na lang natin syang Tia Becky (azz in Chubby Beki, megacontract to chabeki, gets mo na?)

Nung kumuha ng round 2 namin si Nic eh pagbalik nya nagrereklamo syang meron daw nanghihipo sa may bar. Si Jay din na umorder ng Iced Tea eh ganun din ang report. Nagsayaw muna kami bandang gitna, biglang may uma-aura kay Nic na 2 guys. Grabe naman pala yung dalawang yun dahil megahipo talaga. Uso ba yun ngayon ha?! Bakit di ako updated? Wala ako narereceive na memo!!! Heniweys, pagbalik ko sa table wala na ung Sanmig ko. May uminom na! Kakainezz, di ko pa nalagyan ng umami yon para mas malasa sanaeh! Napilitan tuloy akong kumuha uli sa bar. Infernezz wala akong naexperience na hipuan, leche!

Nakailang lipat pa kami ng lokasyon kasi sa kasikipan eh walang masayawan, at walang ma-aurahan. And everytime nalipat kami eh nandun si Tia Becky, parang stalker lang ang drama nya. Sinusundan talaga kami, pati ng kanyang nakakatunaw na titig. Damang dama mo talaga ang bitterness sa kanya. Ang di ko nadama eh ang inis ni Jay sa kanya. Dahan dahang pumosisyon si Jay para tabigin ang isang bote ng Red Horse kay Tia Becky.

"BITCH!!!" sigaw ni Tia Becky. "I am SORRY!" naman ang drama ni Jay, ala Ate Glo. Yun pala sori sorihan lang sya. Super happy kaya nyang nakaganti kay Tia Becky. Eh kasi naman kala mo kung sino makapangmata ang Tia Becky, eh kung um-outfit naman eh naka-souvenir shirt lang.

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Summary: Ang pag-asa ko makahook sa Malate, parang Coke lang: Zero or Sakto lang. Well di naman talaga ako naghahanap ng aurahan don. Basta may kasama lang ako eh ok ako. Eh pano kung iniwan na ako ng mga kasama ko para sa kanya kanyang bookingan? Uwian na ang drama ko noh! hahah. Well after ko magtry mang-aura siguro. wahahah

Signboard

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Papi Chulo 6: Check the Signs
July 12, 2009



Chester: Ayy friend, pano ba gumawa ng move?

Pierre: Anong move naman ito aber?

Chester: Sa chess? hehehhe

Pierre: Josko chess move! Wag mo ko tatanungin dun at di ako naglalaro ng chess. Hay nako kung sa lablayp ito basta gogogo lang noh. Wag nang pashy shy. Di na uso yan ngayon

Chester: Well torpe ako di ba nga. Rephrase ko, "pano mo masasabi na gusto ka ng isang tao?" Sa experience ko kasi hindi ako kinikibo usually. Natatakot ata. hheheheh

Pierre: Ayyy sino ito ha? Nakakaintriga. Dapat dalhin ang spotlight dito go!

Well isang way nga yang dedma dedmahan, pero paglagpas kilig na kilig, ang sarap kurutin sa singit. hahah! Pero hindi yan sure hit na may gusto sayo. Baka dinededma ka talaga kasi natatakot sayo, azz in iskeyri ka daw! Try mo maligo baka mag-iba ang pananaw nya sa mundo.

Chester: Sa pakiramdaman... ako kasi hindi ako alam kung paano eh.... Manhid ako sa ganyan!

Pierre: Mahirap makiramdam lalo na kung di ka rin marunong magparamdam. Forever na lang kayong magpapakiramdaman. Forever na lang ba mag-aabang ng signs?

Pano kung laging negative, forever ka bang magsasayaw sa Obando?
Pano kung laging non-smoking, forever ka na lang megatambay sa labas?
Pano kung laging red, forever stop ka jan?

Chester: Bakit biglang may non-smoking? Kaloka!

Pierre: Di ko rin alam eh. Basta ang konek eh signs.

Chester: Pwede! pwede!

I got 50

Dr. Phil's Test
July 24, 2009



Here you go.  Try this!  

Dr. Phil scored 55; he did this test on Oprah and she got a 38.  Some folks pay a lot of money to find this stuff out! Read on, this is very interesting! Don't be overly sensitive! The following is pretty accurate and it only takes a few minutes. Take this test for yourself and send it on to your friends.

The person who sent it placed their score in the email subject box.  Please do the same before forwarding it on to your friends. Send it back to the person who sent it to you.

Don't peek, but begin the test as you scroll down and answer.

Answers are for "who you are now" and not who you were in the past.  Have pen or pencil and paper ready.

This is a real test given by the Human Relations Dept. at many of the major corporations today.  It helps them get better insight concerning their employees and in their prospective employees.

It's only 10 Simple questions, so grab a pencil and paper, keeping track of your letter answers to each question.

When you are finished, forward this to friends, family, and also send it to the person who sent this to you. Make sure to put YOUR score in the subject box.

Ready?



Begin.



1. When do you feel your best...

A)  in the morning
B)  during the afternoon and early evening
C)  late at night


2.  You usually walk....

A)  fairly fast, with long steps
B)  fairly fast, with little steps
C)  less fast head up, looking the world in the face
D)  less fast, head down
E)  very slowly


3.  When talking to people you....

A)  stand with your arms folded
B)  have your hands clasped
C)  have one or both your hands on your hips
D)  touch or push the person to whom you are talking
E)  play with your ear, touch your chin, or smooth  your hair
 

4.  When relaxing, you sit with...

A)   your knees bent with your legs neatly side by side
B)  your legs crossed
C)  your legs stretched out or straight
D)  one leg curled under you


5.  When something really amuses you, you react with...

A)  big appreciated laugh
B)  a laugh, but not a loud one
C)  a quiet chuckle
D)  a sheepish smile


6.  When you go to a party or social gathering you...

A)  make a loud entrance so everyone notices you
B)  make a quiet entrance, looking around for someone you know
C)  make the quietest entrance, trying to stay unnoticed


7.   You're working very hard, concentrating hard, and you're interrupted. ..

A)  welcome the break
B)  feel extremely irritated
C)  vary between these two extremes


8.  Which of the following colors do you like most...  

A)  Red or orange
B)  black
C)  yellow or light blue
D)  green
E)  dark blue or purple
F)  white
G)  brown or gray


9.   When you are in bed at night, in those last few moments before going to sleep you are...

A)  stretched out on your back
B)  stretched out face down on your stomach
C)  on your side, slightly curled
D)  with your head on one arm
E)  with your head under the covers


10.   You often dream that you are...

A)  falling
B)  fighting or struggling
C)  searching for something or somebody
D)  flying or floating
E)  you usually have dreamless sleep
F)  your dreams are always pleasant












POINTS:

1.  (a) 2     (b) 4     (c) 6
2.  (a) 6     (b) 4     (c) 7     (d) 2     (e) 1
3.  (a) 4     (b) 2     (c) 5     (d) 7     (e) 6
4.  (a) 4     (b) 6     (c) 2     (d) 1
5..  (a) 6     (b) 4     (c) 3     (d) 5     (e) 2
6.  (a) 6     (b) 4     (c) 2
7.  (a) 6     (b) 2     (c) 4
8.  (a) 6     (b) 7     (c) 5     (d) 4     (e) 3     (f) 2     (g) 1
9.  (a) 7     (b) 6     (c) 4     (d) 2     (e ) 1
10 (a) 4    (b) 2     (c) 3     (d) 5     (e) 6     (f) 1

Now add up the total number of points.

OVER 60 POINT: Others see you as someone they should 'handle with care'.  You're seen as vain, self-centered, and who is extremely dominant..  Others may admire you, wishing they could be more like you, but don't always trust you, hesitating to become too deeply involved with you.

51 TO 60 POINTS:  Others see you as an exciting, highly volatile, rather impulsive personality, a natural leader, who's quick to make decisions, though not always the right ones.  They see you as bold and advent uresome, someone who will try anything once,  someone who takes chances and enjoys an adventure.  They enjoy being in your company because of the excitement you radiate.

41 TO 50 POINTS:  Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing, practical, and always interesting, someone who's constantly in the center of attention, but sufficiently well balanced not to let it go to their head.  They also see you as kind, considerate, and understanding, someone who'll always cheer them up and help them out.

31 TO 40 POINTS:  Others see you as sensible, cautious, careful & practical.  They see you as clever, gifted, or talented, but modest.  Not a person who makes friends too quickly or easily, but someone who's extremely loyal to friends you do make and who expect the same loyalty in return.  Those who really get to know you, realize it takes a lot to shake your trust in your friends, but equally that it takes you a long time to get over if that trust is ever broken.

21 TO 30 POINTS:  Your friends see you as painstaking and fussy.  They see you as very cautious, extremely careful, a slow and steady plodder.  It would really surprise them if you ever did something impulsively or on the spur of the moment, expecting you to examine everything carefully from every angle and then, usually decide against it. They think this reaction is caused partly by your careful nature.

UNDER 21 POINTS:   People think you are shy, nervous, and indecisive, someone who needs looking after, who always wants someone else to make the decisions and who doesn't want to get involved with anyone or anything! They see you as a worrier who always sees problems that don't exist.  Some people think you're boring.  Only those who know you well, know that you aren't.


Now forward this to others, and put your score in the subject box of your e-mail, like this:  Dr. Phil's Test, I'm...

Air Male

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Papi Chulo 5th Avenue: Air Male
July 6, 2009



Pierre: Hay ang kehtagal nawala sa ere ng Show Time natin ha!

Chester: Hello hello sa ating mga televiewers from around the barangay. Infernezz namiss ko yung mga advice column natin.

Pierre: Akswali isa lang inadvice-an natin... survivor na sya ngayon. Sayang at di natin sya guest ngayon para magtesti naman sa ating kabutihang ginawa sa kanya.

Chester: Gagah ka! Eh baka pagmumurahin lang tayo non.

Pierre: Ayy wag naman. I'm afraid really!

Chester: Tumigil ka na nga jan, sakit mo sa bangs.

Pierre: Well ano ba meron tayo today?

Chester: Meron tayong letter sender.

Pierre: Talaga meron pa non?

Chester: Oo naman. Check mo muna kung may Anthrax go!

Pierre: Lech! Ang cheap naman letter talaga ha! Meron naman e-mail o kaya text message. Hay naku sana nagtelegrama pa sya!

Chester: Actually nasaraduhan lang daw yata sya ng LBC. Cheh! Wag ka na magulo jan. Eto ang liham ng ating letter sender:


Papi Chulo,

Hello, just wanna ask something, mind me? My bestfriend called me up around 2am and was crying, asking me these questions:

"Would you still continue a relationship with someone who cheats? Yet, would say he just did that out of boredom... someone who would reason out he was just flirting but still loves you. Sometimes, he would say I'm stupid, dumb and the like whenever he tries to point out something and I just cant get it, he can bear not to call or text whenever he feels like doing so, he can tell straight to my face that he doesn't wanna see me, just because he's mad. Someone who's too bossy, someone who's pride is bigger than his shadow, someone who doesn't usually say sorry, someone who would argue you with his bent ideas, someone who would initiate a break up when we fight (and that always keeps me askin' myself if he just did that out of anger or if the idea of breaking up was with him long before). Someone who hurts you yet you can't do something because of the fact that you love him so much and you can't leave him just like that after spending one year and two months with him.

I really wana give up but the idea of breaking up hurts like hell. How much more if its not an idea anymore? Would I survive? Yes I had lived all those years without him, but the fact that he came and became a part of me is a different story. Sometimes you really can feel he loves you and sometimes you can't. Help me please."


xoxo
casanova

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Chester: Telenovela ito ha! Infernezz inaantay ko talaga magsalita si Ateh Charo pero absent sya yata or nagnonose bleed pa. Oh help daw!

Pierre: Oo na! Hmm... remember everything during the relationship. If its worth giving a chance, then go. Help your friend. He's just going through some rough patch. That's going to be an easy yet difficult decision. Malabo pero you know what I mean.

Chester: Eh nag-uumenglish ka pa kasi eh.

Pierre: Kasi for me, once he cheats, its goodbye.

Chester: Ang masasabi ko lang, sometimes mahirap iwanan ang isang bagay na nakasanayan kahit nakakasama na ito sa atin.

Pierre: Well, casanova, let me put it this way: that sounds like a sure fire of a recipe for a disastrous relationship! I don't know about your friend, but when someone does at least one of the things described above to me well, I bolt out at once and get the hell out of that situation!

I may love deeply but I am not a martyr for one. Learn to love yourself first before you get to love someone. And keep that self respect first and foremost. Why lengthen the agony and give that two-timer guy the best of his life. No way!

Every man should learn how to survive and survive we will after every heartache we go through! Cry a little or cry a lot. But don't dwell on your agony too long. Life has so many things to offer. Live it! Savour it!

Chester: And another one! Pinapagnose bleed nyo akong dalawa mga leche kayo! Heniweyz, gusto ko bigyan ng award yang friend mo ha! Isang trophy para sa Shushunga Awards Night yah know. Anobeh! Kung nasasaktan ka na eh di gumora ka na. Ano pang use magstay sa relasyon kung walang pakiramdam yang partner mo? Baka mahawaan ka lang ng pagkamanhid. Hindi mo na alam na natapilok, nasaksak, o nabundol ka na ng trak. Time to wake up! Huuuyyy gising na! Go! Move on!

Pierre: Tumbling ako sa yo, friend! Nasinghot ko tuloy ang nosebleed ko. Pero tama ka! MOVE ON!

Chester: Pero minsan merong mga bagay na nakakasakit sa atin na gusto mo pa rin manatili yah know. Ito yung mga bagay na nagpapaalala sayo, "ayyy marunong pala ako makaramdam. marunong pa pala ako magmahal. kahit masakit titiisin ko." Una unahan lang yan ng tiisan factor. Kung matitiis mo syang antayin eh di go. Kung tiniis mo na't lahat at wa pa rin sya care bear sayo eh di go umalis ka na jan dali! At baka masampal kita ng bongga.

Pierre: Nakakaloka ang mga binitiwang salita! Meganoooooon?! Bakit nga naman hahayaang magpakasaya nitong cheater BF na ito habang nagdurusa ka naman? Think about it!

Chester: At bakit kasi nakikipagsabayan ka pa sa pag-uum-emote ni casanova? Feelingera ka rin eh!

Pierre: Baka gusto mo magfly-laloo ka na dito via Air mail kanina ka pa ha bwiset ka!

Chester: Ang ganda mo ngayon friend! Anong ginawa mo sa skin mo, its glowing!

Pierre: I know right!

Nakikiramay Po

June 21, 2009


Burol ng dad ni Joyce kaya napagkasunduan namin na umattend sa libing. Gabi ng sabado pa lang text textan galore na kami kung san ba magkikita kita. Ang best way na alam ko eh sa Buendia. Ok na sana, kaso lang biglang change of plans ang mga lola at sabi ba naman na sa Cubao na lang daw. Megajiritation pa ako kasi bigla ba namang may-I-text-you ng "di sa MRT ha, LRT to yah know wag ka nga lozer jan! I PWN U! UR 0L SUXXORZ!!!" So sinagot ko lang ng Whateverr! Pikun pikunan din ata ang drama nila, buti na lang at nag-give way ako para lang matuloy ang outing na to.

So kinabukasan may pamiscol miscol pang nalalaman ang Lei, kala ko naman so aga. Nagprepare pa naman ako ng sorry speech kasi late ako ng 20mins. Ang kinalabasan, 2nd placer ako sa pit stop. Si Ace na wala pang tulog, si Ace na walang malay ang nangunguna at take note wala pa syang borlogz ever. Third place ang Dex, na ang name na ngayon sa work daw nya ang Dax kasi yun ang pronunciation ng Pakistani nyang boss. Habang pinagpipilitan nilang "ducks" ang naiisip nila don eh ako naman naiimagine ko ang word na daks yah know, di ko na ieexplain yan. Heniweyz, ang Lei eh mag-aalas siete na dumating. Since wala pa si Garah tinawagan na nila, ayun kakagising pa lang ng tour guide namin. Natapos na ang breakfast namin sa Jabee't lahat eh wala pa rin, lumagpas pa daw ng station kasi naman nag-iemote pa sa buhok nya.

Malayu layo rin pala from Farmer's to Alps Bus Station, mga 29.87 na tumbling din yun. Sa bus naman eh super tulog na sana ako pero di ko rin nagawa. Nagsolo ako sa kabilang side kaya akala nila nag-uumemote ako. Mejo natorete nga kami ng byahe namin kasi ba naman ang alam namin eh sa Batangas ang pupuntahan, pero sabi sa text eh sa Bulacan daw, magkalayo kaya sila ng mundo. Later narealize namin barangay pala yung Bulacan sa Mabini, Batangas. Megakorekted by kami nung konduktor na stress is on the second syllable. Pagbaba ng bus, nagjeep at nagtrike pa kami. Gilid pala ng dagat ang place nila Joyce, gusto ko talaga lumublob ng tubig, eh sobrang init pa kaya ng panahon.

Sumilip lang kami sandali sa coffin. (coffin? arte!) Nauna na kami sa simbahan para magwish, magpray prayan at magpicture-an. Nang dumating yung mga dedz eh to the tune of To Where You Are ni koyang Josh Groban at Natutulog ba ang Diyos ni manong Gary V ang drama. Bale dalawa yung dedz kaya side by side sila. At least tipid sa laway si Father kasi isang mass lang ang ginawa nya, di pa sya nahaggard sa throwness ng Agua Bendita.

After ng mass eh sugod na kami sa libingan. Pataas pala sa isang burol ang libingan, mejo matarik pero keri naman lakarin. Ewan ko ba sa kaeng-engan ni Garah at pinara nya yung isang trike drayber na lasing at nakiangkas naman kami. Agaw eksena talaga kami sa pagharurot ng trike, imagine naglulungkut lungkutan ang lahat tapos mega ugong ang bike ni manong. Kakahiya pero kinaya naman namin humarap ng taas noo. PAK!

Akala ko yung next stop namin eh dun na sa mausoleum nila, yun pala parang pinahinga muna at pinagmeryenda yung mga tao. After nun eh go na sa kabilang side pa para sa libingan proper. Akswali ambilis lang, di nga kami nakaposing man lang sa harap ng kabaong.

Bago pa umuwi eh nagmeryenda sa Barjer Mashin mashinan, at kontrabida talaga ang masungit na tindera. Nakiposing sa town plaza habang nagpapalakpakan ang taong bayan. Gumora sa SM Batangas para lumamon at magshopping shoppingan, umuwi at natulog ng late. Ganito pala makiramay. Sa uulitin ha!