Magic Eight Ball Part Deux

Tama na, Palitan na!
April 7, 2008


Pagkatapos na isang tae taeng session with Madam Ocho, napilit ako ni Tyler na magtawag ng isa pang bonding session with the evil ball. Sabi ko sa inyo evil yan. Parang ala-Ouija ang nasesense ko. Sana lang walang Juday at Jolens na umepal no. At dahil si Warren ang taga pangalaga ng walang sablay na Bola, kelangan naroon sya para masaksihan ang echosan.

Jeremy: Tyler meet Warren

Warren: Ayy may plus one.

Jeremy: May business kasi silang talyer.

Tyler: *nanlilisik ang mata*

Jeremy: Magtatanong na ba tayo?

Warren: Ready na si Manang Vola

Jeremy: Simulan na ang Seance.

Warren: Kelangan ba i-confirm natin ang competency ng magic 8 ball?

Tyler: Oo naman. Haler!!!

Warren: Go ahead.

Jeremy: Tanong ka ng past event Tyler.

Warren: Magsisindi lang muna ako ng insenso dito.

Jeremy: Nyak! Ayan na naman ang mga insenso mo.

Tyler: Ayan na, dalawa ba talaga kasex ko kanina?


signs point to yes


Warren: True ba to?

Tyler: Oo trulili.

Warren: Aaaayy! Shala! Dalawa ka sex mo? Ganda! San ka nagpabona?

Tyler: Sorry girl! Top ako! Alam na yan!!!

Warren: Saya saya! Ako nga di makapamingwit eh.

Tyler: Kahit sinong kakarat ko ang tanungin mo, top ako.

Warren: Hindi na mabenta ang pic ko sa site.

Tyler: Gayahin mo pic ko. bwahahahah. Etchos! Inabutan mo ba ang lamang libre sa lahat?

Jeremy: May shock factor pa ako sa x-rated pics mo.

Tyler: hahahahah. Ganun talaga!

Warren: Di ko kaya.

Jeremy: At least may fan ka na thundercats.

Tyler: hahahah

Warren: Hay nako. At least me backup ako. Hindi ko kerri yung ganung pic. Pero I think decent naman ang katawan ko.

Jeremy: More daring pics pa daw kasi!

Warren: Kasi kelangan ko ng photographer, with correct lightings and everything.

Tyler: Partida, direct lights lahat yon! Walang daya! Ni ang kulay ng nipples ko di ko iniba. wahahahaha

Warren: Pero ginamitan mo ng magic cream yung nips mo? Nilagyan mo ng chin chan tsu?

Jeremy: May ganun talaga?!

Warren: Oo naman!

Tyler: Sorry gels... bagong gising ako nun. Walang daya effect. Tama na yan, magkakawork ba ako this week?

Jeremy: Ang tagal magshake ha!


better not tell you now


Warren: Sabi lang ni magic 8 ball.

Jeremy: Ganda ng sagot.

Tyler: Eto na lang, tutuloy ba ako umuwi bukas sa Pampanga?

Jeremy: Sure na yan ano ba!

Tyler: Itanong nga eh!


signs point to yes


Tyler: Baka may aberya.

Warren: Oh ha!

Jeremy: Wow, okay parang tama pa. Wag lang alien question.

Tyler: Pinagusapan ba namin kanina ni Jeremy si Aling Janna?

Warren: wet lang


you may rely on it


Jeremy: Ayy shet ligwak.

Tyler: Sorry! Hindi kaya namin pinagusapan si Aling Jannang bungangera.

Warren: Nakalimutan ko yung disclaimer ko.

Tyler: Hindi yan reliable. hahahaha

Warren: Sige babasagin ko na to.

Jeremy: Pwede akin na lang? Magtatayo ako ng stall sa Quiapo.

Warren: Matanda na kasi to eh. Pasensya na.

Jeremy: Mahilig ka talaga sa matanda.

Tyler: Naman!

Warren: Haler kayo lang yun noh. Excuse me. Actually dalawa lang ang fans kong thundercats.

Jeremy: Asus!

Warren: Sana nga binibigyan na lang nila ako ng pera.

Jeremy: Yikes!

Tyler: hahahaha

Warren: O sige ibibigay ko na nga sayo yung isa ko.

Jeremy: No way, sayo na lang mga fans mo. Question pa ba? Kahit katuwaan na lang.

Warren: Basag na noh

Tyler: Meron ako eh...

Warren: GO!!!

Tyler: Ok ok!

Warren: Kadugay

Jeremy: Wala ako maisip. Ano yung kadugay?

Warren: Pakshet naman to!

Jeremy: hahah

Warren: Mabagal

Jeremy: Ahh pasensya ha!

Warren: Ja ka mawatan. Anong tanong mo?

Tyler: Ayy wait! Gabi ba ako makakaalis bukas?


its decidedly so


Warren: Korek ba?

Tyler: Yata, to be confirmed.

Warren: Ano ba?! Mga around 5pm ba to? Considered evening na yun.

Tyler: 7pm palangak!

Warren: Nako babsagin ko na talaga to. Bibili ako ng bago.

Jeremy: Tama nman ah!

Tyler: Oo gel!

Warren: Kulay pink

Jeremy: Landi mo!

Warren: Kasi yung pink about boys yun eh.

Jeremy: Ows?

Warren: Oo!

Jeremy: Meron ba talaga nun?

Warren: May picture pa ni Barbie.

Jeremy: hahah

Warren: Pipili ako ng fairy si Barbie.

Tyler: Teka, may ka sex ba si Jeremy kanina?


yes


Jeremy: Leche, wala kaya.

Warren: Isang malaking yes!

Jeremy: Tumigil ka, huwad!

Warren: Oo nga!

Jeremy: Mali na yan! Basagin mo na!!

Warren: Siguro mali ang pagkakashake ko.

Jeremy: Maling mali na!

Tyler: Warren, malamang dapat manatiling buo ang bola!

Jeremy: Ayy, feeling spirit of the glass lang ha!

Tyler: hahahah

Warren: Baka sa battery lang, sandali! May double A ba ang motolite?

Jeremy: Hanoh?!

Warren: Baka kelangan pa ng sim card to. Nako! Papatayin ko na nga yung inseso.

Trike or Treat?!

The Talented Mr. Banjo
photo from Manila Daily Photo at Flickr

The following entry is adapted from a famous blog reduced to the lowest hampas lupa levelling with maraming isfech depekt. For comedic purposes only. Not to be taken seriously.


Dear Ate Oprah,


Please hide me in name Shenlyn Shuva Shenes. I'm a 22, Leo, beauttyfull, inspiring singer who's a 3rd year highschool who's gonna take out mascoms in collage and to became tv reporter to use in step in stone to reach dream diva of mine. I'm stand 5'9 with heels and I'm weight 45 kilos not with heels. My fevorite color is red couse I'm not know ispeyling of fuchsia. My fevorite singer is Maraya Keyri, and I'm want to change to her. I'm come from the land of where river starts, Pasig!!! My motto is time is gold but they say not all sparkle gold that's why time not sparkle, like this watch from Raon, wanna buy? I'm give it for 100 pesos for two. Want sparkle? I'm have also, I'm give it 150 but I'm lose na there. You buy na! Ok? I thank you. Bow!!! I'm want to tell you my boyfren ok.

Banjo Datingguinoo and myself were jowaerz for all most a month, two weeks, five days, three hours, and seventeen minutes, where I'm a stay at our nipa hut in Pasig where I'm send andalu for our autoload eload biznez to open in Sampaloc.

I'm learn that BJ is use my money to pay his 5-6 to the Bumbay he's like make utang for his repair of trike he not pay anymore becouse hes hide before. Now the bumbay is make anger and like scares his family. He's not answer my text until I'm gives money for load biznez but no, it for utang really ok. I'm know now becouse I'm talk with bumbay and he's told me of utang with BJ ok.

BJ and me are a happy together forever until we break at end of last week becouse of the chorva we have at my hut when I'm ask where my money for load biznez is ok. Mudra is so a scare where my andalu is gone. I'm beleive him until that day. Shungaerz me. Oh no.

BJ is not same when I'm ask of where our account in kooperatiba. He transforms, not like darna or sailormoon but into stranger I'm not know. Mudra always says don't talk to strangers and say no to drugs ok. He's make boogie wonderland to me but I fight back ok, I kick his eggs. I know it hurts couse one time I'm like making jipit it but the blower on cabinet is like fall on it and I'm like shout watdapack, its hurts! Andalu is not here anymore, same with BJ's sweetness and everything so help me God. It's all not here anymore ok.

I'm know I'm push him away after kicking his eggs and fall on the rattan. He's so noisy and I write in blackboard noisy BJ IIIII. Thanks god his not standing also or he's a cleaner until Friday. It's so pate... pathe... pate... can I just say pitiful. He's cry to baranggay already for help. He's ask my bespren Becky's jowaerz Gilbert to take us with tanods to complaint.

After I'm go out of our hut to go to school, he snatch from me like a snatcher.

1. my 3210 which is I'm use for loading sana
2. shades from Greenhills
3. bra and panty I'm ordered from Natasha not yet paid
4. discount card to sogo
5. 150 pesos in my bag
6. very fancy necklace from Quiapo underpass

He's a bad. He try to make me jail at baranggay hall but no I'm a win couse I'm have God a star witness. He's do this to like make him more accept in his freinds. Your always a panic! Are you drugs again?! Stop it ok. Many of his freindship know it ok, but they not look at. See?

In Sampaloc he's make utang again to peple for shabu, he's like credit to four for 2400 pesos. And they anger and look but it's like hide and seek ok. The tanods knows BJ a liar ok becouse they laughter me after telling he's like me to walk away from him today in here. I'm just a happy that Paps Gilbert not do as he told becouse I'm a fren to Becky ok.

BJ want me out in Sampaloc so he keep my andalu for loading biznez ok. But I'm a scare at first so I'm a quiet but not forever hold my peace until I'm at home swett home. BJ say he has powers to make peple like gone. I'm don't know, I'm look for anting anting for that. So now he's so many miles away, the mouse will play and I'm a telling you I'm going speak everything.

He's know I'm a sick and I'm need the money. I'm have bulutong tubig and I'm buy pito pito in Quiapo but I'm can't couse it's so far and my money only take me to Crossing only. I'm known he can't touch me here in Pasig couse he's not have bulutong yet. Just try it and I'm make sick you!

BJ asks his mudra to help him, she makes talak to me and say I'm lie. Puuhhhleeeaze!!! She like a epal in baranggay, feeling kagawad but not really. Just a second grade coppycat. She's a say BJ is a religious. Really only ha? He's not, he's like a devil in wears Prada but not really couse he's not a girl but he's still a gorgius and not Prada couse he not buy other than ukay ukay okay.

He try to make me give 8000 pesos before breakup but not becouse I'm ask where andalu is and is not. Also I'm dont have 8000 pesos couse my brother make borrow for her field trip to Palawan. Then its bye bye now. He's a bad, he's say my brother like snatch andalu from me but no, it's BJ getting 100 pesos every now and then.

I'm ask to tanods to make watch me couse he's like scare me I'm going to gone with the wind. His family is so giraffe, and the mudrax just epal everrr. From the beginning, he's like a callboy which buy me this and that. He's a bad, not a role model, kids don't try this at home ok. He's so bad, very bad, and much much bad. Basta bad sya.

He's use my money to go Malabon and visits his gelpren. She's think I'm not have boobs? Look again, look at! I'm love BJ but he's so bad that he only take but not give love on christmas day. Now I'm a home in Pasig, I'm tell everything.

Many things your not know about GUTSI TODA from Gilbert himself a member, which is a mean Gastambide-UST-Tayuman-Sampaloc-Integrated TODA. I'm a happy to tell everybody their secret ok and know that they like snatch from passenger. Not to forget they shabu everyday.

His other toda fren am know of the gelfren in Malabon ok. They liar to me and not tell me but I'm knows now. I'm not like them couse they bad. They just like to drug always to became a look tough anymore. I'm anger at them and no forgive and forget here couse they not thinks my hurt and feels ok.

BJ is drugs many many times. He's like a crazy with change happy to sad to anger to cry to happy and again, everybody now. He's rugby sometimes when no pasada. I'm ask him to stop right now, thank you very much. He's say ok but not really. I'm saw one time he have two plastic shabu and when ask to himself, he's say it tawas. I'm even use it couse I'm forgot to buy tawas from Becky's store but he's anger at me couse I'm use it for my under the arm. I'm a shungaerz in beleive ok.

But last week when I'm see him with gelfren they like shabu and drugs like ever after. I'm a hurt. If I'm a know that he drugs, I'm not look and date him. Choz! His yummy ok so I'm try it.



Lovingly yours,


Honey, 22 Sampaloc now in Pasig
09051234567 call or text me, please pasa load me,
I'm without eh couse I'm not start biznez becouse of Banjo.





PS. Smile when your reads ok
Dedication: I'm want to thanks you Ate Oprah for space in your slumbook.
Thank you! Bow!!

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Ateng Oprah-Oprahan: Sa iyo Shen, I LURVE IT!!! Everyone in the audience gets a slumbook! Ang tanging maitutulong ko lang sayo Shen ay etong natitirang 33 pesos load ko, teka bale 32 na lang pala kasi may one peso transaction fee. Teka send ko lang. Sa mga nanunuod, maaari kayong tumulong sa pamamagitan ng cheke, de lata, 1000 cc ng dugo, o kaya Mocha Frappe, for me yun. Ipadala lang sa amin dito sa network. Sa makapagbibigay ng kinaroroonan ni Banjo, pakisabi crush ka daw ni Ate Ellen. Yuckkk ha! Huli syang nakitang nakasuot ng Pulang shirt, boardshorts, Mikey rubber shoes, at nagjajogging sa may Luneta dakong 3:42 kaninang hapon. Heto may pic ako sa cel tignan nyo. OMG, kakadiri lang. Pano mo nagustuhan yan, Shen. Eeeeewwww ka!!!

Ateng Oprah-Oprahan: Sa iyo BJ, kung nasan ka man, alam ko hindi mo sinadya yun, kelangan mo lang talaga makabatak ng shabu bawat biyahe mo, at yung gelpren mo bading yun, mas magaling lang sya magtago kay Shen. Ibalik mo na ang money, maawa ka naman. Kung meron ka pang puso! Kung meron ka pang kaluluwa! Kung meron ka pang natitirang pagkatao dyan ibalik mo na. Por Dios por santo, may sakit ang tao, ikaw sa drugs mo lang ginagasta!

Green Mangoes

Joey d' Mango
April 4, 2008

Click, click, alt tab, click, click. Busy busyhan kami ni Maricel magsurf. Ako nagbabasa sa wikipedia. Totoo?! Wag umangal. Well minsan silip sa porn. Si Maricel busy may kachat, jowaerz nya ata. Nanunuod ako ng youtube ng biglang kinalabit, correction niyugyog ako ni Cel.

Maricel: Ei nakita mo na friendster ni Joey ?

Jeremy: Sino?

Maricel: Yung adik sa minilife!!!

Jeremy: Ah oo nga, kachat mo ba?

Maricel: I think you're right na he's kinda girly.

Jeremy: Ano sabi ko sayo?! Tama di ba? Hahah

Maricel: Kasi may macho ba naman lalake sa friendster niya.

Jeremy: Ows, eh bakit may macho dun? Hindi nya ko inadd. Kesyo girls lang daw inaadd nya. Asus!

Maricel: Sabihin mo girl ka!

Jeremy: Leche!

Maricel: Pero talagang imposibleng sya yung nasa pic, siguro model.

Jeremy: Well may friend sya na isang guy na macho sa minilife, tawag nya big bro. Asus!

Maricel: Hahaha. Big bro sabay pisil pisil sa muscles.

Jeremy: Nyahaha

Maricel: There's something wrong in Joey's face eh noh. Napansin mo ba?

Jeremy: Anong pic? Hindi ko alam yun. Patingin nga.

Maricel: Kahit anong pic niya. Lalo na pag nagwebcam siya.

Jeremy: Nagwebcam sya?! Oh my gulay.

Maricel: Minsan

Jeremy: Naatim mong silipin?

Maricel: At siya ang nangiinvite na iview ko siya.

Jeremy: Hindi na kita kilala. Nakakadiri ka. Nyahaha

Maricel: Kapal mo!

Jeremy: Well, dati ininvite nya rin ako dati, pero nakaharap ung cam sa crotch area.

Maricel: Ayy naku whatever pinagsisihan kong viniew ko pa dahil natakot talaga ako.

Jeremy: Ako rin! Apir tayo jan! Teka, ano bang weird sa face nya?

Maricel: It's her/his baba something's wrong

Jeremy: May gender pronoun confusion na talaga?

Maricel: Naman!

Jeremy: Ahh, mahaba masyado di ba?

Maricel: Hahaha. Medyo patulis.

Jeremy: Hugis mangga lang! Piko o kalabaw?

Maricel: Kalabaw

Jeremy: Ano ung piko?

Maricel: Nagtatanong ka hindi mo pala alam. Yung puti ang laman nun. Yung maasim yun. Favorite ko.

Jeremy: Eh ung kalabaw?

Maricel: Yun yung yellow ung laman.

Jeremy: Ahh yung piko nga yung mas masarap.

Maricel: Oo yun yung malutong

Jeremy: Naglalaway na ako.

Maricel: Ako rin.

Jeremy: Bakit kasi napunta sa mangga ang kwentuhan?!

Maricel: Focus ka nga. Kay Joey tayo nag-uusap.

Jeremy: Alam mo parang kawawa naman sya?!

Maricel: Maawa ka naman sakin, nakita ko ang fezzz.

Jeremy: Ako rin naman. I feel na bawal kasi sya yumuko.

Maricel: Patay kagad!

Jeremy: Mismo. Saksak puso, tulo ang dugo. Patay, buhay, umalis ka na di-ya-an!

Maricel: They say na kapag mahaba daw baba masarap daw bumj yun.

Jeremy: Parang ang weird naman kung sa kanya. Pero pwede na pagtyagaan. Ahaha

Maricel: Kasi sa balls nakarest yung baba niya so parang package deal.

Jeremy: Ahaha. Ang green mo na naman.

Maricel: Ikaw kaya! Hindi mo napause yung porn mo. ahaha

Jeremy: Shetness! Rewind!!!

Monkey Business

Monkey Business
March 31, 2008
photo by Arne Kuilman at Flickr

Alas ocho ng gabi sa karinderya ni Aling Janna may nakatambay na dalawang toda. Mukhang nakaboundary na kaya petix petix lang. Inaantay ko si Maricel galing sa bertdeyan ng pinsan ng classmate nya. Feelingera din tong makicrash eh, kaya ako feeling din na may pasalubong. Pinagbaon ko sya ng tupperware. Anong petsa na? Text text lang ako habang inaantay si Cel.

Jeremy: cel san k n? fud ko ha! bwahaha

Maricel: on d way. txt u l8r

Todo chikka ang mga toda.


Toda1: Pare, kilala mo si Boy Katindig?

Toda2: Sino naman yun?

Toda1: Si Boy Katindig yung kumanta ng I will Always Stay in Love this Way. Eh si Rina Dimaupo kilala mo?

Toda2: Tangina mo pare. Ang libog mo!

Toda1: Gago, kilala mo ba yun?

Toda2: Hindi eh. Sino ba yun?

Toda1: Si Rina Dimaupo nag-imbento ng Reno Potted Meat and Liver Spreads. Eh si Gorgonio Magalpok?

Jeremy: (Si Allan K yata yun eh)

Toda2: Potah ewan ko pare.

Toda1: Si Gorgonio Magalpok si Allan K.

Jeremy: (May tama ako! Atras si Toda1 at Toda2)

Toda2: Akala ko kilala mo rin si Eloisa Biglangtihaya.

Toda1: Ahaha. Sino sya?

Toda2: Siya yung may-ari ng Bueno matches.

Toda1: Ahh pati yung Guitar Posporo.

Jeremy: (May career kayo sa barberya in fairness)

Toda1: Eh si Procopia Sinukuan-Katakutan?

Toda2: Pare pamilyar yung pangalan.

Toda1: Siya ang gumawa ng Elmers glue.

Toda2: Akala ko siya yung major investor sa Boy Bawang.

Jeremy: (May nalalaman pa kayong major investor jan)

Toda1: Stockholder siya doon pare.

Jeremy: (Define stockholder)

Toda1: May shares siya. Malaki, kalahati ng company.

Toda2: Tama pare, nabasa ko yan sa business section last year.

Jeremy: (Sosyal nagbabasa ng broadsheet?!)

Toda1: Makabili nga ng shares ng Elmers glue. Isa sya sa richest people in the world. Bibili ako ng shares.

Toda2: Tangina uunahan mo pa ako. Hindi kaya mabuyoff lang tayo ni Ms. Sinukuan-Katakutan?!

Jeremy: (Ayy talbog, Dow Jones itu)

Toda1: Mataas ang demand sa glue.

Toda2: Gago anong in demand, tapos na mga projects?!

Toda1: Pare malapit na ang June at nonstop ang demand kasi may summer class pa.

Toda2: May dalawang buwan pa.

Toda1: At inuulam ang glue sa ibang parte ng Pilipinas. Marami sa Southern Tagalog. and Western Visayas.

Jeremy: (Siguro ulam nila araw-araw yan?!)

Toda2: Oo nga, saka para din sa gumagawa ng saranggola, nakita kasi nila na mas effective yung Elmers glue kasi hindi sya defiant sa laws of aerodynamics.

Jeremy: (Ayy engineer si kuya?!)

Toda1: Oo at malakas ang dikit nya sa bubog.

Toda2: Oo nga tol, para hindi liparin yung gulong sa ibabaw ng bubong.

Toda1: Meron silang slogan dyan eh. Malinis, maganda... malinamnam pa.

Toda2: Nasubukan ko yan dati pre, walang wala ang star rice.

Jeremy: (Mukhang fevorit nyo nga, lakas ng epekto sa utak nyo.)

Toda1: Elmers rice, da best! Kasi kung paste gagamitin mo eh kanin din yun eh. Nalugi na nga ata ang Liwayway gawgaw, hindi na gumagawa ng paste. Saka hindi na gumagamit ng gawgaw pag namamamlantsa. Gusto nila ngayon malambot... Vernell!

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Total spaced out nako sa mga nangyayari sa paligid ko. Gutom na ako at di pa rin nagtetext si Maricel. Mababaliw ako dito sa dalawang todang to. May mga sapi, mga takas yata sa mental, punyeta ang lakas ng trip. Kill me now!!!

Jeremy: wer n u? dalian mo!

Maricel: 5 mins

Jeremy: bka 48 yrs yan?!


Walang reply. Bwiset. Another five minutes of mental and intestinal torture. Intestinal ba talaga? Basta gutom na ako at hindi ako oorder ng ulam dito kanila aling Janna.

Toda2: Nalugi yung Liwayway gawgaw nung nakipagmerge sila sa jobos.

Toda1: Anong brand ng jobos? Ito ba eh gawa ng pagoda?

Toda2: Venus pre.

Toda1: Oo Venus nga. Kasi leading brand ng coloring eh Pagoda. Alam ko nage-expand na sila ngayon sa Crayola.

Toda2: Maglo-launch ba sila ng bagong colors?

Toda1: Hindi stick lang sila sa color wheel.

Toda2: Bakit hindi sila magventure into other markets.

Toda1: Marami naman silang products: water color, crayons, hair dye, jobos, shoe shine, at marami pa. Pati yata pintura sa bahay. Tatapatan nila ang Boysen.

Toda2: Tangina kinakalimutan mo yung atswete.

Toda1: Hindi nila sakop yun kasi wala na sya sa color wheel.

Toda2: Oo nga pala color apricot yun.

Jeremy: (Apricot?! Huuuwhaaaat?! Pano nyo nalaman yan ha)

Toda1: Tangina ang yaman na nila.

Toda2: Andaming monopoly pare.

Toda1: Pero merong sila mga produkto na palpak, gaya ng cebo de macho. Potah! Narealize ng tao na di pala natatangal ang peklat. By-product lang pala ito ng Elmers glue.

Toda2: Meron di ba dati yung Fit? Yung panghugas ng gulay.

Toda1: Oo nga, tanginang peke yun. Maliban sa nalilinis yung gulay, naluluto na rin sya kagad at the same time.

Jeremy: (Ano?! Pano ngyari yun?)

Toda2: Kaya palpak kasi gawa sya sa laway ng aso.

Jeremy: (Eeeeeeewwwww)

Toda1: Tama kasi nga ang laway merong digestive juices na unti-unting dinadigest yung pagkain kaya parang naluluto.

Jeremy: (Salamat sa sineskwela... teka, wala namang ganung episode dun ah?!)

Toda1: Pero san ka pa, ang pinakamahal na kape nasa Pilipinas... gawa sa tae ng tarsier

Jeremy: (Yakkks! Gutom na nga ako, jerbax pa ang maririnig ko.)

Toda1: Kasi may kinakain ang tarsier na dahon ng kape.

Toda2: Ahh oo kelangan madigest muna nila yung dahon.

Toda1: Ayun, ineexport na natin sya sa ibang bansa. Tinalo na natin yung guano.

Jeremy: (Oh my god, sa Batangas na lang ako bibili ng kape, walang tarsier dun. Leche!)

Toda1: I'm so proud.

Toda2: Bakit di ko naisip yun... kunin ko ng yung tae ng pusa at lagay ko sa tea bag.

Jeremy: (Sori ka, hindi ako nagtatsaa!)

Toda2: Sasabihin ko pinakamahal na tea. Tae bag hindi tea bag.

Jeremy: (Kadiri naman mga idea nito?!)

Toda1: Tangina, genius pare. Sosyo tayo?

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Sa wakas dumating din ang primadonna. Maiwan na tong mga todang kakalurkey.


Maricel: Jeh, sori late ako. Nagkainuman kasi tapos si boylet makulit....

Jeremy: Nasan yung pasalubong ko?

Maricel: Sori nakalimutan ko.

Jeremy: Leche, bumili tayo ng glue sa grocery.

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